Drown it!

  I know you’re in fashion But I really don’t care I’m too young for this shit! You bastard grey hair     With your silvery curl Right on my crown I’ve got some L’oreal here And you’re gonna drown     And as I...

Change

  “The one constant in life is change”    I’ve quoted this, because someone else said it...in fact, I’m pretty sure lots of people have said it, but I heard it on something irrelevant on TV last night and thought it sounded like good old...

The Nightmare

  Hooded for comfort, I dreamed of a bridge Red stones, twisted metal and an old, haunting mist Born from the past, a house I once knew Where the walls bore the scratches of childhood rues Prison guarded by a tearful control My mind...

And so it arrives...

  It’s come. The day I’ve been waiting for the past ten months has arrived...the day I’ve been dreaming about has finally presented itself...yes, thankdiddlyfuck it’s the school Summer holidays! When the last one ended, the countdown to this one...

Healed- Dorothy Parker

I'm on mission to create a Parker Posse. Or- just simply annoy you with Dorothy Parker poetry, because I think some of it's hilarious.   Oh, when I flung my heart away, The year was at its fall. I saw my dear, the other day, Beside a...

A Fairly Sad Tale- Dorothy Parker

I love this woman's stuff...no- I love this woman (even though, she's now just dust..."Excuse the dust").   A Fairly Sad Tale I think that I shall never know Why I am thus and I am so Around me, the other girls inspire In men the...

Flirting via Survey- Yay or Nay?

  I have a dilemma....but I talk and write too much, so before I get to it; I’ll give you the background.....   Today, for the first time in my life, I went paintballing. With three teenagers, I got up at the crack of dawn to go and shoot...