Dear Diary....

  Dear Diary,   Instead of writing on that nasty website where everyone pisses and moans about other bloggers, I thought I’d write to you instead. You see, even the Samaritans put the phone down on me, so all I have left to listen to me now...

Wrap the Fuck Up!

  I was once accused of being a misandrist- a man-hater- because I uphold the moto that I don’t need a man to survive. I earn my own money and have never had a man buy or pay for something for me. Call it pride, call it independence- call it what...

Happy Fucking Sunday.

I don't know why that's the title to this...the only correct word in it is 'Sunday'. I'm neither happy nor fucking anyone. Anyway, the reason why I'm here....I bore people in real life, so instead I come here to piss & moan to you lot. My...

Eaten by Bugs

Not only do I have a Scabies re-infection (the THIRD in six months), I also have over-active dermodex mites in my face (due to the Scabies and treatments). I am literally crawling alive with parasites.   I should come with a fucking warning!

Return of the Missing Cat

  I’m...gobsmacked. Happily gobsmacked....but a little confused gobsmacked.   My cat, Elbs, has returned home after going missing in July 2009. I thought he was dead. For weeks after he went, I did the usual- phoned the council (in case...

Contradiction of the Clouds

  Contradiction- can that be a feeling? If so, that’s the closest I can come right now. I wonder how I can be so distant from my own feelings, yet so exhausted by them. They swirl around me, like a looming cloud, but they don’t bring any rain. Just...

Bring back Miss-Ranty-Pants

Repost & Rant. Miss Ranty-Pants needs to be back & making us spray coffee/beer through our noses. She's been one of the top entertainers on Thoughts.com in recent years & the place ain't the same without her. GET HER BACK NOW,...

Drinking and Driving

Very wise words from one of Thoughts' star bloggers. Read, digest & remember these words. ANYONE who drinks & drives deserves a cold, bloody reality check.