Back to Work

  And so the holiday ends With its reflections and application forms still vivid Nevertheless, Thursday 6am, I will be dressed And ready to enter the world of the psycho kids Back to wake, work and wankered In order to earn a crust...

Entering the Cult of Mary Jane

  As those who read me on a regular basis know- I’m a pot-head. Have been for years; from age 11 to 26 as an occasional chuffer and the past 13 years as an every day chuffer. My reasons, justifications and struggles with the beautiful green leaf...

Iron Punches of Internet Emotions

  When I come here some days, I feel like I’ve been plunged in to alternate universe where words take on iron set fists. I understand- I know- they’re the product of complex personalities wanting to express themselves- a myriad of emotions,...

Because you lot might know.....

I know there's a few Americans on here (a few she says! hahahaha) and your country seems to drug test for everything...so.....I have a question....   Tokers/smokers/Lovers of Mary Jane- how long do you have to abstain before you get a clear piss...

Psycho-Itch

  If I was ever in doubt of the mind-body connection, I have been slapped in the face with a wet fish recently. The little shitty bits in the darkest confines of your mind can come creeping out and manifest themselves as irritating physical...

Don't Forget Your Knees!

  As if women didn’t have enough to worry about, now we have to deal with our knees getting old. I bet you never guessed they could put ten years on you, did you? Yep- that’s right! Those things in the middle of your legs that mean you can bend...

Don't they have an operation for that?

I've just spent twenty minutes trying to hoover a bubble out of a glass table, convinced it was a flea egg. I'd check myself in to the funny farm, but I think I'm beyond help and I'm on enough drugs already. Even my dealer's told me to cut down.  ...

Wearing the Label & Laughing at It

  You only have scroll down the blogs for a few seconds to find a blog on mental health; advice, personal accounts, diagnoses and some that you highly suspect have something psychotic and dangerous, but don’t know it themselves. Pre-teens,...

The 'Other' Woman

  I love women, I really do, but cor blimey, they confuse the bejizzles out of me!   Being a woman, I guess I’m supposed to have some kind of internal encyclopaedia that tells me why they act the way they do, but no. My internal encyclopaedia...

Drown it!

  I know you’re in fashion But I really don’t care I’m too young for this shit! You bastard grey hair     With your silvery curl Right on my crown I’ve got some L’oreal here And you’re gonna drown     And as I...