Knocked on the head...

Well, I think I may have knocked the Crush on the head. And not in a sexual way (you dirty minded perverts!).   You see, I can only get a little bit obsessive if I think I have half a chance (a complete no-no won't trigger an obsession) and...

Just....had enough...

This post will be littered with spelling mistakes, because if I write it out in Word first, I'll lose the moment....so bear (bare?) with me! I'm angry...flipfuckerybuggershit angry.... and bloody frustrated too...plus in a lot in pain.   ...

The Jobs I Can't Do....

When it comes to jobs, I'm a disaster! I can't usually stay in one for too long, without getting very bored and having lots of time off sick (with psychosomatic symptoms) or having 'issues' with the people I'm working with. I make no secret of the...

Happy Sweet Sixteen, Birthday Boy

  Sixteen years ago yesterday, I was enjoying the high of being a new mother. After spending nearly 8 hours in labour (4 of those, gagging for a fried breakfast), out flew a wrinkly, pissed-off looking baby boy. He opened one-eye, looked around,...

Yeah, yeah...boring British politics

Well, it's all happening over here in the UK where our politics is concerned. Labour is in meltdown- a shit ton of MP's have left their comfy seats and are demanding that Jeremy Corbyn get out of his comfy seat; a boat load of EMP's threw the...

After a hell of a week...

....I have an Indian takeaway ordered, the blow-up bed looking comfy in the front room and Orange is the New Black ready on Netflix. This week has been hell in a half-pint and I'm feeling mighty relieved to be seeing the other end of it with hair....