When Gay isn't Gay...

Right..well...vodka and spliff on the go, inhibitions get lost and so do words....but I'll do my best.   I had Mr Purple Prince round tonight and man, is he a fucking lightweight! Two glasses of Vodka and coke, and a couple of glasses of...

An Observation...

....Americans are shit with guns!   How come your coppers always tend to kill people? Can't you lot aim at the knee-caps or hands? Or if that's too tricky, what about the foot? You shoot someone in the foot, the first thing they''ll do is drop...

"Hello, How are you today? I'm calling from...."

  Yo ho ho Little Avatars...how is this fine Saturday treating you all?     Well, as usual, I’m sitting in front of the laptop, talking to my invisible friends, while most other humans ‘socialize’ (Yukk!). Some enlightened individual...

A Bit Harsh?

After the string of drunken texts from my 'drunken mistake', I thought I would put him out of his misery and texted him a rather long, snappy text, this afternoon. I thought I would give him time to sleep off the alcohol and wake-up embarrased. Yet...

I Need a New Job....

Mr Sparkly Eyes is no more! He didn't come in for his shift today, so he's now been taken off the rota. And he didn't get back to my message on FB, so I'm gathering he doesn't want to speak to anyone (or just me!). I've deactivated my profile...

Cleaning Up

As I mentioned in my previous post, I've done stupid things when I've been drunk (haven't we all?)...and well... I have one to clean up at the moment.   My current insomnia is not only through pains in my legs and words in my head. In addition...

Killing a Crush

I'm waiting for a sleeping tablet to kick in, because without it I won't sleep tonight (or this morning, depending on how you view 3am). Physically, my legs and hands hurt like hell; mentally, there's a big swirl of words that won't calm their...

Woof Woof...up the wrong tree!

I went in to work, this morning, expecting to be working with Mr Sparkly Eyes, but no.   After I left him on Wednesday, he decided to get paralytic drunk at the pub and try to stick his tongue down the throat of another barman. Yes, I said...

All About Steve

  Looked good in memory- looked good on the net   But after a couple of months, I was wishing we’d never met   Chocolate brown hair with eyes to match   I thought my luck was in- thought you were a catch   Little did I know,...

Cinderella Moment

I forgot to stick this in my last post, but sod it- it deserves a post all to itself.   I got a sniff of a Cinderella moment earlier.  About ten minutes in to my shift, I was rushing past the bar area and up some steps, when my work slipper...

Manure from a Rambling Rose...

  Forewarning: this is a life ramble from an immature, fucked-up 40 year old, so if you’re uninterested in that kind of shit- you’ll hate this!       Thankfully, since I last rattled on about my life, it’s improved a little...yet as I...